Like a Gold Ring in a Sow's Nose

Experience life through the eyes of two star ladies - tat, clothes, tatty clothes...and Goblin beefburgers in a tin washed down with a pint of warm flat Panda Cola.

Home of blowchunks - there's snout like it.

Welcome to our web site. We hope that this web site satisfies you like a well timed insult at a family wedding. Or laughing so hard you're bent double with your best mate after a meal in Montmartre.

Landlord of The Rings

Don't forget to tune in for the next episode:

  • Will Norman Garderobe ever get to sit down in peace and eat his pig's trotters?
  • The lager is off
  • The cellar man runs out of Domestos

Travel - the Real Stories

We tell it like it is:

  • Places where people live like pigs - exposed!
  • Want to know where to pay £15 for three coffees? We can help!
  • Cat dander as an extra - we review the cafes of the two star areas of Paris.

Whilst on our site... some shite !


About Us

It all began in the decade that time will ultimately forget - the 1990s - whilst on a coach in Northern France with a driver who had been shot in the leg.

No TV Remote Control?

What do you think we are? Amish?



Key Product Lines

And we still owe for the fruit bowl...

  • The Spinger
  • The smallest UK independent banana ripeners
  • The Tatalogue
  • The Tatty Sax Collection

Read about Magneto's last race before she went on pills for her nerves !

Yes, it's the Reading Half Marathon Race Report 2007.

  • "I don't care if it's not ceramic, I'm nicking it"
  • "I can't be arsed"
  • "Would you like a smoking or non-smoking room?"..."Smoking please"..."We don't have one. Non-smoking only."

Messages of Days Gone By

Remember back in the day when we had time at work to chat some shit?


Match Reports

Reports of escapades all over the world. And some in this country.


Cottage Cheese Tolerance

What's your mans? Take Churchill's test.

Who do you think you are?

Harry Potter or that bird from the Cardigans?

Churchill's Engineering Wisdom

If you want to know how they constructed the Channel Tunnel then look elsewhere.

Will you get a job with Churchill's Job Cover Letter?




Anniversary Gift Guide.

How many more years do you have to suffer getting shit anniversary presents? Give our guide a go and file for divorce sooner rather than later.


And finally - remember this?


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