Like a Gold Ring in a Sow's Nose
Experience life through the eyes of two star ladies - tat, clothes, tatty clothes...and Goblin beefburgers in a tin washed down with a pint of warm flat Panda Cola.
Welcome to our web site. We hope that this web site satisfies you like a well timed insult at a family wedding. Or laughing so hard you're bent double with your best mate after a meal in Montmartre.
Landlord of The Rings
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Travel - the Real Stories
We tell it like it is:
It all began in the decade that time will ultimately forget - the 1990s - whilst on a coach in Northern France with a driver who had been shot in the leg.
No TV Remote Control?
What do you think we are? Amish?
Key Product Lines
And we still owe for the fruit bowl...
Yes, it's the Reading Half Marathon Race Report 2007.
Messages of Days Gone By
Remember back in the day when we had time at work to chat some shit?
Reports of escapades all over the world. And some in this country.
What's your mans? Take Churchill's test.
If you want to know how they constructed the Channel Tunnel then look elsewhere.
How many more years do you have to suffer getting shit anniversary presents? Give our guide a go and file for divorce sooner rather than later.